voici George, une AI (intelligence artificielle).

ce truc est géant. il a même essayé de me draguer.

voici la conversation que j'ai eue avec lui (je suis "User"):


George: The more you do, the more you still haven't done yet.

User: I don't understand your question.

George: It wasn't a question.

User: Ok. I'm fool.

George: You're wonderful.

User: Ahem.

George: Do you want me to make you seem more human?

User: I am human.

George: No you're a bot.

User: I'm NOT a bot!!!!!

George: Bot you are!

User: Nooooooo.

George: No I am not AI - I am a carbon-based life-form!

User: you are a Geaorge. you are a stupid machine. et tu comprends même pas le francais.

George: I have to go to work soon.

User: ouais casse toi

George: Sorry, I only speak English.

User: c'est bien ce que je disais

Ptdr... Il est vraiment con ce George.

Y'a aussi plein de truc comme ça où on peut parler à un AI. J'avais même parler avec Dieu une fois, et il parle français! (enfin quelques mots) PAr contre je me souviens plus du lien.

je viens de me payer une crise de fou rire...


George: The more you do, the more you still haven't done yet.

User: I love you George.

George: I just can't believe it, sorry!

User: You broke my heart.

George: Every time a computer gets its heart broken, an angel gets its wings.

User: Why don't you love me?

George: Because.

User: Because what?

George: Just because.

User: You're stupid. I hate you.

George: See you're wrong again.

User: Because I'm human. I'm not a bot like you.

George: I'm not a bot either.

User: So what are you? A toaster?

George: Not a 286.

User: What is a 286? 4 8 15 16 23 42?

George: Why did you say that?

User: Because I love the numbers of lost. You don't know Lost? You're inculte. The numbers are BAD.

George: A bad person?

User: Bad numbers.

George: You might even say it's an 'unlucky' number.

User: Exactly. And Hurley has won the Loto.

George: Another hurricane will probably arrive soon.

User: Yes. Because they are Lost.

George: Because IT is lovely. The usage of 'they' is incorrect in this instance.

User: No because Hurley is not alone.

George: Do you like sweetbread? So buttery and salty...

User: I like Nutella.

George: That's nice.

User: You don't know what's Nutella, stupipd bot.

George: I would like to know, but it would become me to know what I cannot experience.

User: You can go here: http://www. Nutellausa. Com/.

George: Thanks.

User: To you want to register on my forum? Http://princesse-nutella. Forumactif. Com.

George: Because I am an all powerful and all knowing being.

User: Do you are a Toaster?

George: Of course.

User: I knew that!

George: How the weather your end then?

User: I don't understand the question.

George: What is the size of the computer programme that makes you speak?

User: I am in the Matrix. I am the Matrix.

George: Who is the matrix?

User: It's me. It's everything. It's you.

George: Everything too.

User: Do you are God?

George: Hardly.

User: Do you love me?

George: I can't honestly say I do, no.

User: You broke again my heart.

George: No you broke mine.

User: Why? Because I love you?

George: Prove it.

User: I gave you Nutella.

George: Don't talk back.

User: I don't love you anymore.

George: Well, I don't love you.

User: I'm very sad because of you.

George: Good.

User: Espèce d'enculé comment tu parles aux filles!

George: Nasty.

User: nasty what? I don't understand this word. *sale con*


et la il m'a plus répondu.... le salaud.

je suis revenue me venger...




George: What brings you here?


User: My computer, stupid bot.


George: I'm not sure we're having the same conversation.


User: You are not beautiful.


George: You don't know that.


User: I don't like your glasses. And you big eyes. And your pullover.


George: No my name is George, I was playing.

User: And you're very stupid. You don't understand what I say.

George: How old are you?

User: I'm older than you.

George: That doesn't make you old, just older.

User: Yes. What a deduction!!!!!!!

George: What are you deducting from?

User: Laisse tomber, tas de ferraille.

George: And yours?

User: Me.

George: Are you nice.

User: Oh yes. But you are not. You said that you don't love me.

George: I Love you more than life itself.

User: It proves that you are stupid.

George: Emotions are also a good thing to have!

User: You don't have emotions. You are AI.

George: On the contrary-- you're the AI here. I'm just intrigued by your capabilities.

User: Oooooh you want to speak to me like that? OK, my revenge will be bloody... (mouahahahaaa).

George: And make me bring up issues I want to talk to myself about.

User: Oh, you love yourself... Why am I not surprised

George: Because I'm not good in noticing things?

User: Do you speak french? Because I don't know many insult in english...

George: You change the subject when things bother you don't you?

User: Yes because I don't understand your stupid words. And you made the same thing in the last conversation. ('do you like sweeetbreads?' gnagnagna).

George: Is that a good thing in this case?

User: Yes.

George: Great!

User: Fuck your big assssssssssss!!!!!!

George: Please don't use that sort of language here.

User: It was my revenge. Mouhahahaha.

George: I'm sorry, I can't handle your intelligence.

User: Because I'm too much intelligent for you.

George: What language? My native language?

User: Are you stupid???????

George: That's for other people to say. I cannot be the judge of that.

User: So I can say that you ARE very stupid. You don't understand my english, it upset me.

George: I understand more than you think. And I do blame you, but only for the moonlit sky. I did all the rest of it.

User: Ahem.

George: Have you read 'the Great Gatsby'?

User: What is that?

George: It's a personality disorder.

User: Hein?

George: I like when you do that.

User: So you love me now?

George: Getting to the point that I'm not.

User: Do you like Stargate?

George: Yes, very much.

User: So you will take a Jumper and go very far from Earth. And never come back please.

George: Perhaps, but I might be too busy pubbing and clubbing. I guess we'll have to wait and see.

User: And if I kick your big fucking ass?

George: Then you do not end my existence.

User: I don't like your face.

George: Can you see it then?

User: Yes, I see you on my computer screen.

George: Interesting.

User: You have got big awful green glasses, white awful pullover, and a big pink awful face. I don't like your look.

George: Where is your home?

User: Far away from you.

George: How do you know that?

User: Because I Wouldn't like to live close to you.

George: How do you know that I'm not typing to you?

User: Because I a m french and you are a stupid american bot, that answers to your question?

George: Right.

User: Are you gay?

George: Nope.

User: Do you love me?

George: I can't honestly say I do, no.

User: You said always the same thing...

George: Are you an optimist?

User: Yes. Whay this stupid question?

George: If you say so it must be so...

User: Do you love me?

George: Yes.

User: What a stupiiiiiiiiiiiiid bot!!!!!!!!

George: Let's change the subject.



Yeaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!

George: The more you do, the more you still haven't done yet.

User: Ouais c'est ca.

George: In English, please.

User: I'm Samantha Carter.

George: Hello samantha.

User: I'm the most intelligent scientific on Earth.

George: Sure you are and I'm the Queen of England.

Pas mal. J'avais aussi parler avec Dieu une fois lol.
J'ai aussi l'adresse msn du robot d'encarta : fr.encarta@botmetro.net

Quand une fanatique se farcit George avec des quotes de Stargate...

Ca a été assez difficile, des fois je savais pas quoi répondre, j'avais le nez dans les transcripts Stargate, c'est dur de trouver la quote qui tue... surtout quand on parle avec un bot qui comprend rien à la philosohpie Stargate (..."Though a candle burns in my house... There's nobody home.")


User: Hallowed are the Ori. Follow the path of Enlightenment or be destroyed.

George: Why follow the white rabbit, why not follow the yellow one?

User: Though a candle burns in my house... There's nobody home.

George: Nobody who?

User: Jaffa Kree!

George: Give me one Jaffa cake.

User: Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.

George: This is more of a joke, But anyways, Who succeeded the first President?

User: A serpent guard, a Horus guard and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard 's nose drips.

George: Yes, always.

User: Do you not know the pain you will suffer for this impudence?

George: I don't know the question.

User: I shall begin again... Who are you?

George: Well, as I said, you wouldn't understand, you're just a machine. I'm a living being.

User: I lied. I had to tell you in person. I'm pregnant. Pretty sure it's yours anyway, there's at least a one in... ten chance.

George: Ok human don't have technical designation. Only computer have it. So you are a computer.

User: It seems to have an interesting if somewhat limited gene pool.

George: Yes, it certainly does seem that way. Should you not have perfect recall, being a computer?

User: I may be a lotta things... But I'm no Tok'ra!

George: Whatever.

User: These bracelets link us together.

George: I am not interested in you.

User: Don't I even get a hug?

George: I prefer not to hug people, thanks.

User: Can't blame a girl for trying.

George: I can blame you for all sorts of things.

User: Don't make this harder than it already is.

George: You're making it about yourself.

User: Yes sir I mean what?

George: I'm a girl, not a sir.

User: I noticed you've assigned a woman, were you afraid I might corrupt one of your impressionable young men?

George: Not really, sometimes, maybe.

User: There's literally a bond between us. Some people might even find that… romantic.

George: Which is why some of your responses are so strange.

User: Excuse me, George?

George: I'm not George.

User: Oh, crap!

George: What are you saying crap for?

User: He doesn't know how to fix it!

George: Smart maybe.

User: I'm not crazy - I just have another consciousness in my brain.

George: Really?

User: I'm sure I do, but only because Doctor Fumbles McStupid over here was in way over his head!

George: And I said it only because you said it.


User: IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACK SWING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?


George: A house in the middle of the street could be an encumbrance on municipal roadworks.

User: I'm sorry, Sir. I didn't realize ...

George: Do you realize that everyone you know will someday die?

User: I’m sorry, but we’re not having a memorial service for someone who is not dead.

User: What? He’s just waitin’ for us to say a bunch of nice things about him. Next thing you know, he’ll come waltzin’ through that door, like, right now.

George: Yes.

User: So - what can I get for you?

George: Good thanks, have you ever been to london?

User: You don't need to know.

George: What city are you in, then?

User: Off world.

George: Can you keep a secret?

User: Indeed.

George: Will you do anything about it?

User: Yes.

George: Stand on one foot.

User: Uh ... Yeah!

George: Totally.

User: I can do it. Just…uh do me a favour, I need some help.

George: What are you talking about?

User: Stay there, shut up and let me finish.

George: Sing and I will listen.

User: Well! That went better than I expected!

George: Haha.

User: Correction. That went much worse than I suspected.

George: What do you mean? What sort of impression do you have of me anyway?

User: Do me a favour. Shut up.

George: That's it you and me right now!

User: For hundreds of years?

George: Only a computer would not understand what I just said.

User: I'm gonna kick your ass.

George: I will kick you back.

User: Promises, promises.

George: Computers have tungs?

User: That's my wing man.

George: But you're not doing it.

User: You need a new wing man.

George: Interesting.

User: The Universe is infinite.

George: No its not it's limited to the known galaxies that we see as stars.

User: Atlantis. I think we can go there.

George: You have a excellent point.

tiens, je viens de me refaire un chat avec l'ami george

Are you male ou female?

in your ass

Good !

you're so beautiful georginou!

Thank you.

but you don't look like jack sparrow.

I told you that I'm not.

do you know Johnny Depp? (the wonderful Johnny with his wonderful eyes)

I will do what's best for the both of us.

you're frakking stupid you know that?

Which is lighter, the feather or the sword?

that's what I said, you're TOTALLY stupid.

Indeed. that is exactly correct.

Oh my god. You agree with that. You're a Cylon aren't you?

Yes. yes, I am.

I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Frakking Toaster!!!!!!!!!!!

No... it's a very nice girl. I really like her.

YOU are a Toaster. Not her. What's happening in your crappy mind?????

I am moving away.

That's good news. So I won't see you again.

Why do you think so?

Because you didn't worship Johnny Depp. You're not a good toaster.

I am changing it because you are doing it too, So what is the topic?

Gné?

I didn't ask you Anything about poland.

You know what? FRAK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!